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Date: Before the Sun and MoonMy Mood Is: unapologetic I would apologize for not posting in so long, but I’m not really in the mood to apologize for anything. When the Dickless Prick and his little friends rose up against Melkor, I was all for pounding their asses right then and there. Melkor and IContinue reading “#19: I’m Not Too Fond Of The New Digs”

Date: Before the Sun and MoonMy Mood Is: vengeful Well, everything has gone to shit, and there’s no one to blame but that little prick Manwë. That dickless little suckup has ruined everything! So Melkor and I managed to get the Disc of Arda built, with some help from that moron Aulë, yes, but mostlyContinue reading “#18: I Am Going To Kill Manwë, I Swear It”

Date: Before the Sun and MoonMy Mood Is: exhausted Well, it’s finally done. It wasn’t too bad — what with assembling the mathematical framework, building the initial singularity, setting off universal expansion, installing inflation and setting the Cosmological Constant, burning through the first generation galaxies to assemble the heavy elements, constructing the second order galaxies, and buildingContinue reading “#17: The Planet of Arda is Completed”

Date: Before the Sun and MoonMy Mood Is: romantic Sorry I haven’t posted here in a while. We’ve been really busy assembling the heavy elements and installing the Higgs Field. From here on, things will move a lot more quickly. We should have enough mass to construct the actual planet quite soon. Then all those Air andContinue reading “#16: I Am SO Much In Love Right Now!”

Date: Before the Sun and MoonMy Mood Is: let down Well, we’ve gotten started on building and assembling the World of Arda. Melkor is doing most of the heavy lifting, of course, taking charge of the project and overseeing all the lesser spirits. Most of the work has involved the spontaneous generation of matter and energy. I’mContinue reading “#15: Valar and Maiar? I Didn’t Sign Up for That!”

Date: Before the Sun and MoonMy Mood Is: disgusted So, like I said, Melkor, He Who Arises In Might, was the first of the Ainur to descend into Eä and take shape within Arda (followed closely by me). Arda is a small, dark space. And it should be empty. But there was already somebody there. As weContinue reading “#14: Who the Hell is “Iarwain?””

Date: Before the Sun and MoonMy Mood Is: aggravated Sorry I haven’t posted in a little while, things have been very hectic here in Arda. And I am NOT happy. The Vision of the Ainulindalë showed us a world vast in time and space. Well, that’s not what we got. Eä itself is finite in scope, withContinue reading “#13: Eru’s Second Great Bait-and-Switch”

Date: Before the Beginning of TimeMy Mood Is: drained Well, I am writing this from within the World of Arda. I suppose I should be thrilled — instead I am tired and confused. I would say about a third of the Hosts of the Ainur volunteered to enter Eä, the World That Is. Most wanted to go;Continue reading “#12: Welcome To The World, Now Can I Go Home?”

Date: Before the Beginning of TimeMy Mood Is: impatient Well, after my blog post yesterday, you’re probably wondering what why I’m still here in the Timeless Halls of Ilúvatar, and not down in Eä, the “World That Is” that Eru created with the help of Melkor and the rest of us Ainur. I was ready to goContinue reading “#11: I Don’t Care About Your Stupid Rules”

Date: Before the Beginning of TimeMy Mood Is: ecstatic The day started terribly. I was already depressed; then Aulë announced his schedule for today, which involved two hours of singing Eru’s praises, followed by four hours of choir practice, an hour-long discussion of how great Eru is, then another two hours of singing. With no lunch. SoContinue reading “#10: Eä! Let Things Not Suck So Hard From Now On!”